A Dettol Bottle and a Box of Kleenex

I am back!!!

2011-06-02T21:52:00.001-07:00

I finally decided to blog again :).

Dane Cook

2008-04-23T21:21:00.001-07:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Liverpool Fc-Who The Fuck Are Man United

2008-04-23T00:06:00.001-07:00

Mexican alarm clock

2008-01-29T18:47:00.001-08:00

funny indian prank call about his dogg

2008-01-29T18:41:00.001-08:00

The Greatest Prank Call EVER!

2008-01-29T10:46:00.001-08:00

watch this.

Kumar the indian gay

2008-01-29T10:44:00.001-08:00

watch this.

you fucking cunt

2008-01-29T10:30:00.001-08:00

watch this

e7im e7im

2008-01-28T20:05:00.000-08:00

I'm alone now, scared, in the dark losing hope for you to come. Crying with grief and sorrow will you ever forgive me. I never meant it to be this way i love i always have and i will never lose you. I only need a Chance, to be together again, babe i wanna be together again laying, hagging, kissing you again. Miss your smell, your image stuck in my head, the white dress, the blond Carly hair, the white smile, your image keeps me breathing for now. Are coming for me? I'm lost with out you. You aren't coming are you? i will miss down here alone in this freaking dark place. Silence is all i can hear I'm cold i could die here i wanna be with before i die. "Praying to god to throw you in hell you suck fucking bitch i wish you were dead'. Leave me alone i can't get you out my head i wish you were never born finally but him out his misery shot himself.

HORNY CAT :P

2008-01-28T11:07:00.000-08:00

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the amazing dettol &Taliban

2007-09-29T09:08:00.000-07:00

the amazing dettol & Taliban i was sent own a business trip back in Afghanistan from there i met a couple of guys like Osama bin -laden &Taliban nice People in Afghanistan had Lot's of fun there going hunting and swimming playing hide and seek but with gun's the one we find hiding we shoot them 3ala 6ool those were great days miss them a lot one day we went we went skiing while shooting each other and it rains a lot there and we went to the club dancing while shooting each other they love to shoot each other back there i think it's custom there some kinda clutter to shoot people or your friends there and i can't forget the day we went to the movies Osama didn't like the movie so he shot everyone there i really had a wonderful time there miss u guys and i think the movie was closer some of u are already knows that movie i think everyone should go there your going to have Lot's of fun there:D

30?..

2007-05-10T05:34:00.000-07:00

ya3ni leeh elli a3marhom bil 30(s) use el blog?..ya3ni what?..they'll tell us about sho'3lohom o rawatibhom??..dude, a9raflik enna go fart in ur bed at night and stick your head inside the sheets so u can tell us how it smells ((I.DON'T.DO.THAT.IN.MY.BED.AT.NIGHT! :P..wala in day))..ya3ni jay twareenah enna "ana elli 3agli kibeer (H)"..i'm sure you have a big ass to fit that big brain of yours :D..okay your an engineer, we got it..go..neer..some..engines or something ((:P i said that on purpose))

the amazing dettol speaks again

2007-04-25T12:26:00.000-07:00

arab pepole don't get it fe shai asma ta6awor y3ni 8ema al 3arabiyah ma 9ar feeha shai what is the point of it y3ni ma ra7 y9eer t7reer fls6een bs klam y3ni average arab pepole read in a year about 6 min but fe al '3rb about1200 min a year everything fe al '3rb better than us even soccer teams are better 27na were good at hatha 7aram o hatha ma ye9eer 7ata the word cup 9ara 7aram nshoofah y3ni etha wa7d ma 9ala o ma 9am y3ni howa 7or allah y7asbah mo inta y3ni ya m6aw3een ya klab kel wa7d 7or y3ni mo into ra7 td5lah al janah o al nar meta yfhmoon ketha la b3d lazm yshfoon etha al ma7l closed at prayer time bs ma fe al emarat ze ketha y3ni ta5laof o al7een etha m6wa3 read this gal ana kafer o ana mt2ther fe afkar al '3rb
wallah 9ar al deen l3bah o tara kel al tafjerat 9arat cuz of the m6wa3een al klab anyway i feel alot better now:D

A story by the amazing dettol

2007-03-17T19:22:00.000-07:00

this story took place in Vancouver Canada..Matt and Sara where together since kindergarten, and as they years go by Sara father died in a car accident..So Sara had to move to Toronto to her grandfather, and Matt stayed alone, but every summer Sara comes, and visits her mother..Matt and Sara stayed best friends..After 10 years it was high school time..Sara wanted TO see Matt because she missed him ALTO..Sara's mother told Matt that she's coming to see Matt..He was so happy, so he got some money from his savings for collage, and bought her a gift, so when Sara went to visited her mother she saw Matt waiting for her in the train station, and so Sara gave him a big Hug, and she cried..Matt gave her the gift he bought for her before..Sara was so happy that she saw him, but Sara's mother got a new job offer to work in new York, and she accepted the offer and went there..Christmas came, and Matt was very unhappy, so he spent his Christmas just staring at the moon wondering if Sara was happy with the situation, and likewise Sara was just staring at mat's gift wondering also if Matt was happy with the situation..Matt was working so hard 2 earn back his tuition money that he bought Sara's gift with so the days go by Sara's birth day is about a three days away so Matt earn the money for the collage and a lot more so he bought a gift and a train ticket it took a day Matt came to Toronto and he knows Sara grand father address so he went there asking about her so her grand father told to him Sara is working and he said come back later on he way out he meet with Sara friend's they are planing to throw her a surprise party she give him the address a day after Sara not knowing about Matt and the party so she called her friend she said to Sara came over so she did and SURPRISE she was so happy about the party and was even more happy when she saw Matt they stayed all night talking. and sorry for my spelling

Update 3ala el "puke face" AJ

2007-01-23T13:40:00.000-08:00

HAHAAA!! 9IRT TIG3AD L7ALIK!! MA 3INDIK A7AD!!..A7SAN!!:@..ZAY ELKALB!!..no no! wait!..DOOGS! atleast stay together and sniff up on each others asses!!, but u can't even do THAT!!..ya5i do urself a favor and throw urself b2agrab zbala ((that's IF it didn't spit u out n started to speak and said: "WTF WAS THAT?!, I'D RATHER BE FILLED WITH CAT SHIT!!"))..u should be thrown in the bottom of the ocean..just like nuclear waste..IBLEES MA YINSHAB ZAYYIK!! ((asta'3firallah seriously)). anyways I'm out, ciao

Arrest Yourself

2007-01-20T09:26:00.000-08:00

I do my best to dehydrate me
but i think you'll
forsake
me when 'm deep inside
and make me like
I'm locked in a lake
i do my best to rehydrate
you
at the risk of absurdity
there's nothing less
between us
but save all emergency

Arrest
yourseeeeelf
arrest yourseeeelf
arrest yourseeeelf
arrest
yourseeeeelf

(weird noises)

if there's ????
in my diction
then i think it's a friction
if
there's factor
I've lost my fiction
then i
think it's affected
if it's lose around your
neck
you should take it
only with affection
if you
feel it coming on
to get the way ??????

Arrest
yourseeeelf
arrest yourseeeelf
arrest yourseeeelf
arrest
yourseeeelf
((And it goes on))..*makes a stupid little dance* ((Don't laugh..I've killed living creatures..Nothing more than a bug actually :$))

Chinese Name confusion

2006-12-24T02:15:00.000-08:00

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital..

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Ree .

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry .. Now give me your name!!

Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree .

Caller : Oh.....God.......

LOL..Meen El-Fa'6y that writes these stuff? :/

Another Additon to MR.Ba6ais(s) Dictionary

2006-12-10T05:52:00.000-08:00

Yi5rab beet el-6ama6im..((?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH U?! U GOT MONEY! ORDER TAKE-AWAY(S) YA5I!!))

Story By The Amazing "DETTOL"

2006-11-29T23:04:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time there were a happy family but a fucked up child who I like to call him dotsson..As the days go by, he went to school..At His first day he met three guys..they stopped him and raped him..So he cryed because he was so young and a virgin..He got used to it by gettin raped everyday..The samething happen to him as the years passed by..Dottson became a teenager and grew..He was 20 years old..I know that only between the ages of 15 to 17 years old they are called teenagers, but just like I said he's a fucked up child..So he heard about a thing called blog(s) from his fucked up Pakistani friend(s)..So he wanted to be such a COOOOOOOOL guy..So he made his blog, and searched 4 the coolest blog..Of course one of them is ours ((shayfeen nafsina i know)), he didn't want guys..Because he didn't want to remember what happen to him in tha past..((I mean the rape thing)) So he searched ((again)) for the coolest girl-blog and he found it..So as the days go by, dotsson thought that if he kept talking about how cool he is..He's goin to get laid with girl(s)..But no one gave him a face ((LOL))..I mean NO ONE!..But one day, he went out with his fucked up Pakistani friend(s), and some guys started following them, and they got raped ((again, but this time all of them were raped )), but they got bored of him very quickly because he was raped like hell before, and then he started raping him self because no one wanted to "DO" him..Even gay people+bado ((63oos people)) are disgusted of him.

P.S - This post(s) "errors..Er should i say..Mis-spelling(s)" was adjusted by "KLEENEX"

Love

2006-11-26T08:14:00.000-08:00

I think love is great feeling but it can turn on you it can make you cry and suffer and some time it killed you like what happen with Rome and Juliet they die for love when 2 people love each other and die for each other it's very amazing I think love is like an arrow some time it can be an arrow of love and some time it can be an arrow of suffer it's bad when 2 people love each other so much they end breaking up I think no matter what is going on with them they have to work it out love is sweet feeling that drive you crazy and you can't stop thinking for the person you love true and pure love is when 2 people are willing to do any thing for each other no matter what happen between them they have to work it out I think love have a sweet tone and a melody love will not die every one have some to love and to care about and to die for and protect and have some one special 2 them believe me love is out there all you can do is go out there and find it.

Peter crouch

2006-11-25T17:57:00.000-08:00

WTF?! =|

2006-11-25T05:10:00.000-08:00

The SAME PUCK FACED ASSHOLE *in the: "Wish Tabe Int" post* sent me a MSG writing in it: "1/tell me what u like about me. 2/tell me if i did something wrong. 3/tell me what i like the most"..WTF?!..HOW DUMB FUCK CAN A DUMB FUCKED PERSON BE?! :S..GOD DAMN U MAN!!, WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH U?!..well..to be honest..everything is :/..so i'll answr ur questions hoping that u might read them in a day..answr to "1/": (THERE IS COMPLETELY NOTHING TO LIKE ABOUT U!!, YOUR PARENTS DON'T WANT U AND THROW U AT US 3ASHAN YIFTAKOON MNNIK!!, you are THE pain in the ASS!!..i think that phrase was made on ur behalf..)..answr to "2/": (bro..ur all wrong..ur the whole definition of wrong..u put a new level for the meaning "wrong"..ur the right hand of 2iblees..a3ootho billah mnnik..)..answr to "3/": (weeeeeeell..5aleeny atfallat hina..bismillah nabda2 3ala barakat allah..awwal shai, u like to be fuckin pissed and i mean literally PISSED ON!! 3ashan tingili3 for 5 min.'s..and u like to ruin ppl's lives by showing ur horrible horrible maze looking face ((i actually don't know from which part of body u breathe from..)) into every 6al3a AND 3AZEEMA!!!..yil3an abo wajhik elgowy ya shee5..i prayed god that in a day he might just crack the earth 'n throw u in it's center to u can BURN GOD DAMN U!!..and to be honest i think earth will just throw u up er shit u..ur unbearable to evry created thing asta'3firallah..FLIES DON'T COME NEAR!!..they won't bother u..U WILL!!)..god 4give me for what i have just said but i'm just being honest.

((5alid :P..i haven't told u this one, so dig it))

The Wise "Fallah" Man Has Spoken Again

2006-11-21T11:27:00.000-08:00

MR.ba6a6is..5yar, o b6ee5 o bathinjan o kofta..aka teacher Rami :P has spoken again and gave us WIIIIISE words..which were as the following: "maddat elfeezya zay elakil..itha ma tshtheeha..ma taklaha..fa 7awil ennik tit5ayyal ennah elakil elly ma t7bbah..shai 7ilo o 2iklah..o do the same thing ma3a maddat elfeezya"..i swear to god i don't know what's up with that guy 'n food :P

Wish tabe int???

2006-11-16T05:19:00.000-08:00

ya5ooy int leeh nashib kitha?..o rabbi lmmn ashoof wajhik i can feel my lunch climbing up my throat..almost choking from it..when i see u..ma afarrig been wajhik o ur ass..they look so alike..goin front er back..cuz u look like ur goin bothways..u need to put a banner above ur head tellin ppl where's ur face and in wich direction ur goin..lmmn elwa7id ygoollik tarak nashba o lizgah o '3athah o tjeeb el mara'6..ma tdg 3aleeh marrah thanya o ask him to go out with u :S..ya3ni eesh tabeeny asawwy 3ashan i can shuve it inside ur big BIG 'n thick head so u can understand ennah dammik thigeel..o lawsama7t, la tje 3ind KIL FUCKING 6AL3A UNINVITED ON PURPOSE SO U WOULDN'T COME WHILE U KNOW IT O T5ARRIB YOOMI!!..awwal marrah ashoof ashkal nass zay kitha..tsk tsk, asta'3firallah

Fallah..

2006-11-11T07:01:00.000-08:00

As the good old fat teacher rami says..taking life as potatoes..((ma5ith el dinya ba6a6iss..o bathinjan..o 5yar o ba6ee5..24/7 jo3an :/))

The exorcism of Emily rose

2006-10-20T01:48:00.000-07:00

Who saw that movie I saw it last night it was harrowing film and I like it it's true story about average teen girl who was target of terrifying demonic forces who saw it?

9/11

2006-10-18T17:33:00.000-07:00

U know about what happened in 9/11..Where the 2 airplanes crashed and then they stuck the blame on bin-laden, and then they published pictures of him, and started blaming Arab ppl?..BUNCH OF BULL-CRAP!..Btw the 4 airplanes that crashed and they illegibly said that the brave passengers made the plane fall, and made movies about it and shit?..Well THEY SUCK, AND THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!..And oh..Ur POPE is an ass!!..snv bitch..sorry 4 the explict words, but i just wanted to express my feelings ;p..and thank you 4 ur time :)

who do u think is better

2006-10-16T18:03:00.000-07:00

who do u think is better the notebook or killbill??

9ol7 al 7odaybeyah aw peace wriga :P

2006-10-16T07:10:00.000-07:00

7adatha fe mithl hatha el yoom fe october 16 2006 mo2tamar al salam lilmona'6ifat bshatta anwa3iha wa b7'6oor ra2eesan el mo2tamar "DETTOL wa KLEENEX" wa 3a8ado hatha el 9ol7 bil shoroo6 el taleyah wa hathehy el shoroo6 lazim tit7a88a8:
1- enna ma7ad y'3ali6 3ala ay a7ad feena la yitfagga3 wajhah :P
2-e7na elly ni'3la6 bs ;p
3-elly byitkallam ma3a kleenex..yikallam ma3ay ana awwal..wa elly bitkallam ma3ay yitkallam ma3a kleenex awwal..
4-..la7ad ygallid la t9eer mshakil :P ((bil3araby jamee3 el 7o8oo8 ma7foo'6a))
5- bs..
PS. this was written by ((DETTOL 'n KLEENEX)

raddy 3aleek ya KLEENEX

2006-10-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

KLEENEX! ISMA3!..int! *points up and down* T8ARIN NAFSIK! FEEEEEENY?!..DETTOL howa ramz el seef!! leesh?! la2annah ya8'6y 3ala el jaratheem!! wa y5ally 3indik ree7a 7ilwa! amma kleenex 7ag el m5a6! wa sa3bala!

KLEENEX RULES MO DETTOL!!

2006-10-15T09:23:00.000-07:00

awwal shai!..DETTOL bs yna'6if!!..but kleenex..WOW..yna'6if! WA!! YAMTA9! al sawa2il!!! (H)..that, ladies and gentelman PROVES enno KLEENEX A7SAN MIN DETTOL :p..wa shokran
PS. this was written by ((KLEENEX))

cows

2006-10-14T17:39:00.000-07:00

the best thing in life is cows they give us milk and and the milk give us energy and calcium and vitamin D3 and A and C and iron so u have drink milk اشربو الحليب

Fu6oory B-Rama'6an

2006-10-13T15:54:00.000-07:00

fu6oory b-rama'6an allah ysallimkom howa DETTOL family size ma3a 7 tamrat :D

My First Post

2006-10-12T16:00:00.001-07:00

umm..barkooly :P..tawny astaw3ib enno fe shai esmo blog :)..wa bs..