Dane Cook

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Liverpool Fc-Who The Fuck Are Man United

Mexican alarm clock

funny indian prank call about his dogg

The Greatest Prank Call EVER!

watch this.

Kumar the indian gay

watch this.

you fucking cunt

watch this

e7im e7im

I'm alone now, scared, in the dark losing hope for you to come. Crying with grief and sorrow will you ever forgive me. I never meant it to be this way i love i always have and i will never lose you. I only need a Chance, to be together again, babe i wanna be together again laying, hagging, kissing you again. Miss your smell, your image stuck in my head, the white dress, the blond Carly hair, the white smile, your image keeps me breathing for now. Are coming for me? I'm lost with out you. You aren't coming are you? i will miss down here alone in this freaking dark place. Silence is all i can hear I'm cold i could die here i wanna be with before i die. "Praying to god to throw you in hell you suck fucking bitch i wish you were dead'. Leave me alone i can't get you out my head i wish you were never born finally but him out his misery shot himself.

HORNY CAT :P

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWM

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW.

the amazing dettol &Taliban

the amazing dettol & Taliban i was sent own a business trip back in Afghanistan from there i met a couple of guys like Osama bin -laden &Taliban nice People in Afghanistan had Lot's of fun there going hunting and swimming playing hide and seek but with gun's the one we find hiding we shoot them 3ala 6ool those were great days miss them a lot one day we went we went skiing while shooting each other and it rains a lot there and we went to the club dancing while shooting each other they love to shoot each other back there i think it's custom there some kinda clutter to shoot people or your friends there and i can't forget the day we went to the movies Osama didn't like the movie so he shot everyone there i really had a wonderful time there miss u guys and i think the movie was closer some of u are already knows that movie i think everyone should go there your going to have Lot's of fun there:D

30?..

ya3ni leeh elli a3marhom bil 30(s) use el blog?..ya3ni what?..they'll tell us about sho'3lohom o rawatibhom??..dude, a9raflik enna go fart in ur bed at night and stick your head inside the sheets so u can tell us how it smells ((I.DON'T.DO.THAT.IN.MY.BED.AT.NIGHT! :P..wala in day))..ya3ni jay twareenah enna "ana elli 3agli kibeer (H)"..i'm sure you have a big ass to fit that big brain of yours :D..okay your an engineer, we got it..go..neer..some..engines or something ((:P i said that on purpose))

the amazing dettol speaks again

arab pepole don't get it fe shai asma ta6awor y3ni 8ema al 3arabiyah ma 9ar feeha shai what is the point of it y3ni ma ra7 y9eer t7reer fls6een bs klam y3ni average arab pepole read in a year about 6 min but fe al '3rb about1200 min a year everything fe al '3rb better than us even soccer teams are better 27na were good at hatha 7aram o hatha ma ye9eer 7ata the word cup 9ara 7aram nshoofah y3ni etha wa7d ma 9ala o ma 9am y3ni howa 7or allah y7asbah mo inta y3ni ya m6aw3een ya klab kel wa7d 7or y3ni mo into ra7 td5lah al janah o al nar meta yfhmoon ketha la b3d lazm yshfoon etha al ma7l closed at prayer time bs ma fe al emarat ze ketha y3ni ta5laof o al7een etha m6wa3 read this gal ana kafer o ana mt2ther fe afkar al '3rb
wallah 9ar al deen l3bah o tara kel al tafjerat 9arat cuz of the m6wa3een al klab anyway i feel alot better now:D

A story by the amazing dettol

this story took place in Vancouver Canada..Matt and Sara where together since kindergarten, and as they years go by Sara father died in a car accident..So Sara had to move to Toronto to her grandfather, and Matt stayed alone, but every summer Sara comes, and visits her mother..Matt and Sara stayed best friends..After 10 years it was high school time..Sara wanted TO see Matt because she missed him ALTO..Sara's mother told Matt that she's coming to see Matt..He was so happy, so he got some money from his savings for collage, and bought her a gift, so when Sara went to visited her mother she saw Matt waiting for her in the train station, and so Sara gave him a big Hug, and she cried..Matt gave her the gift he bought for her before..Sara was so happy that she saw him, but Sara's mother got a new job offer to work in new York, and she accepted the offer and went there..Christmas came, and Matt was very unhappy, so he spent his Christmas just staring at the moon wondering if Sara was happy with the situation, and likewise Sara was just staring at mat's gift wondering also if Matt was happy with the situation..Matt was working so hard 2 earn back his tuition money that he bought Sara's gift with so the days go by Sara's birth day is about a three days away so Matt earn the money for the collage and a lot more so he bought a gift and a train ticket it took a day Matt came to Toronto and he knows Sara grand father address so he went there asking about her so her grand father told to him Sara is working and he said come back later on he way out he meet with Sara friend's they are planing to throw her a surprise party she give him the address a day after Sara not knowing about Matt and the party so she called her friend she said to Sara came over so she did and SURPRISE she was so happy about the party and was even more happy when she saw Matt they stayed all night talking. and sorry for my spelling